Comments on: CELEBRATIONS ARE GAY

By: heinz

heinz — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:59:44 +0000

… there were days we would have celebrated anything Red Sox related by staring at pictures of japanese bikini models.
O tempora, o mores!

By: GEB4000

GEB4000 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:57:17 +0000

Aren’t these celebrations a little phony nowadays? Do these guys really give a shit? I could see them getting excited in the bygone days because they just upped their pay by 50%, but this has to be a celebration of their manlove for each other to be authentic now.

By: Porkpie

Porkpie — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:34:21 +0000

Please, Papelboner has lots to learn about douchebaggery from A ROD, Johnny Jesus and gay-chanting Yankee fans.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:05:01 +0000

You may all hate the Yankees, but there is no bigger douche in the world than Papelbon. I’m sure he celebrated with a cool glass of Clay Aiken’s scrotal sauce.

By: hardawayhatesyou

hardawayhatesyou — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:47:17 +0000

I hope Javy Vazquez dies in a fire. Heartless bitch.

By: Xamot or Tomax

Xamot or Tomax — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:28:12 +0000

where are the champagne soaked Hedi Watney pics???

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:25:23 +0000

And yet no recap of last night’s exciting NHL preseason action. For shame!

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:57:53 +0000

@Vince:

I like to really set the action apart from the words. And the forward slash takes up too much space on the page.

/dons monocle
//drinks tea with pinky extended

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:53:29 +0000

Two asterices to indicate action? Well la di da your majesty.

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:48:52 +0000

Celebrations ARE gay. Know what else is gay? Sucking off dudes you meet at a rest stop.