Arland Bruce III, a wide receiver for the CFL’S Toronto Argonauts, apparently spent many lonely masturbatory nights planning an elaborate touchdown celebration that included a Spiderman mask. That celebration was realized when he scored Monday against the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. Aaaand, it’s lamers.
To recap: you put on the mask, a process that takes you roughly eight minutes, pose for half a second with it on then immediately take it off? You don’t even try to kiss a cheerleader upside down or bust a nut on her costume and pretend it’s webbing? What a waste.
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seamless transition from td to td celebration. Job well done.
I love when they commit a delay of game working up the delay of game.
He’s clearly stating the fact that Tatum Bell should have wore a mask.
“…or bust a nut on her costume and pretend it’s webbing?”
Where I come from, we call that move The Spunky Cobweb.
WDYA, where I’m from, we call that the “sticky-icky shuffle”.
@Pauly: You’re from Newark???
Where I come from, its simply called a “Peter Parker”.
Close, WDYA. Tucson.
I think in the East Coast it’s called the “Miggs Special”.
jesus. the cfl hasn’t folded yet?
/canadian.
I am let down that nobody noticed the red SHOCKER foam “fingers” in the shot early on
Jonas Gutierrez is not impressed in the least.
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Shipoopi!
Hmm, I think this might be a fake story. I’m pretty sure all of the CFL teams are nicknamed the Roughriders.
Toby McGuire? They can do a reverse Michael Jackson now?
Huh? i’m from Toronto and i didn’t even know there was CFL going on