Sexily named reader “Matt” pointed us to French rugby’s Top 14 league, where Toulon and Stade Francais had themselves a bit of a tussle this past weekend during the latter’s 19-13 victory.

Just so you know who’s who, that’s Toulon in the black jerseys, while Stade Francais players wear the tie-dyed pink and aqua abortions.  Using that information, see if you can guess which team has a guy that runs around knocking people down with single punches to the face. The answer may shock you. If you’re gay.