This is a video of three girls making out for a five-dollar t-shirt.  Not even five actual dollars.  Just the t-shirt.  When I first saw this video, I was like, “What kind of drunk college tramps would do this?”

Then something clicked in me, and I was like, “Wait a sec… are those BROWNS fans?”  And the answer is yes, yes those are Cleveland Browns fans.  Believe me, I was just as shocked as you.  Those girls are going to need an extra 80 pounds each if they want to make it through the winter and fit in with the rest of the livestock on Lake Erie.