09.23.08 BREAKING NEWS: SOMEONE FARTED
Dude, NFL analyst John Clayton totally farted on this morning’s live edition of SportsCenter!!!1!!!1! [:-O -- Ed.] Listen at the :11 mark of AA’s video. And from Deadspin:
ESPN’s media relations machine “could not possibly comment about that”, but [anchor Josh] Elliot did say that he asked the newsroom “What the F was that?” after the incident occurred, but denies having personally “dealt it.”
This should quell the mainstream media who think that blogs thrive by focusing on inane, trivial bullshit. September 23rd, 2008: Blogs broke open SportsCenter Fartgate. It changed farting on live TV forever. I’m so honored to have such an important job.
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BREAKING NEWS: SOMEONE FARTED
You know it’s Clayton ’cause it totally smells like liver and onions. Only 75 year olds eat liver and onions.
Nope, it was a Hannah Storm queef.
Expose an Erin Andrews sideline queef, and I’ll be impressed.
I think we should spend all our time adding fart sounds to mainstream news video.
Somebody step on a duck?
Smells like Dana Jacobson to me. /hic-cup
Hannah Storm, now theres a name from yerks past.
Thank Allah it wasn’t Berman. We’d be looking at another Union Carbide.
I have a friend who used to be an editor at CNN. He says that during commercial breaks, Larry King does nothing but let fly with the old man farts.
No warning, no apologies, and no matter who’s sitting on the other side of the desk. Faaaaaaaart.
That wan’t a fart. He was just burping his colostomy bag.
Or as A-Rod calls it, “A breath of fresh air”.
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