Hey sports fans! Faced with a long afternoon of watching soccer? Try massaging some large breasts. I’ve heard it’s a great way to pass the time. I can’t wait to try it some day.
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Hey sports fans! Faced with a long afternoon of watching soccer? Try massaging some large breasts. I’ve heard it’s a great way to pass the time. I can’t wait to try it some day.
[The Offside via The Spoiler]
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that’s the only way to watch soccer…he should be “shocking” her with his other hand
“Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you’re risking a sprained thumb.”
the guy getting a hand job at the UTEP game was better
This is exactly why Jenn Sterger works for the Jets now.
best soccer play ever.
@ UU +1
couldn’t have said it any better myself.
Wasn’t exactly subtle, and she totally was asking for it. He should have given her the ol’ motorboat.