Comments on: BASEBALL IS FINALLY INTERESTING

By: kr89

kr89 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:10:46 +0000

I might not be an expert on baseball, but didn’t they used to have something called a “baseline” that runners had to stay on? Turns out you can just run around the catcher to score… who knew?

By: Lance Uppercut

Lance Uppercut — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:52:46 +0000

I’ll never be able to handle that face in HD. If I have to watch a game on Fox I make a point out of missing the pre and post game shows…

By: WhoDatBoz

WhoDatBoz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:31:40 +0000

There was baseball on last night? All I saw was USC sucking cock.

By: Weed Against Speed

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:24:30 +0000

@Tony Homo: But not a lot of black people are playing baseball anymore! That has to count for something, right?

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:18:17 +0000

When asked about his team’s collapse after the game, Ozzie Guillen said, “adaf eawitoadnvzxce aetbnsgfkih” and then recited the value menu at Taco Bell.

By: Tony Homo

Tony Homo — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:17:38 +0000

Baseball is the most boring sport ever. The only real action worth watching is when the guys fondle their crotch and run around smacking each other on the asscheeks.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:15:56 +0000

re: Zelasko

I don’t have an HDTV yet…who’s laughing now???

I mean, besides every girl who ever saw my penis.

By: Weed Against Speed

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:07:58 +0000

I think I’m almost ready to handle Jeanne Zelasko’s face in HD.

So Matt, the Marines must have trained you to withstand torture, huh?