Rick Lee is an Australian cycling coach who is charged with raping a 15-year-old girl in Pennsylvania. Well, rape, plus a list of charges that reads like my last weekend in Las Vegas:
Lee is charged with rape, statutory rape, burglary, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, indecent assault and indecent exposure.
Interestingly, Lee’s attorney unveiled some interesting evidence about the victim:
During cross examination, she admitted to setting up [an] on-line profile where she claimed to be 18, a nurse as well as a student at Penn State University studying to be a brain surgeon.
Ah, finally I have an answer to the riddle that I couldn’t solve! “What’s sexier than an 18-year-old undergrad nurse?” A 15-year-old pretending to be one.


Hedley Lamarr would LOVE this guy.
are you sure that isn’t the gym teacher from High School High?
Lee is very serious about making the Penn State football team this year with a rap sheet like that.
Here’s a tip, peddle faster.
@ RV
I’m pretty sure it’s the maid from the Brady Bunch
If guilty had a face, I’m pretty sure it would smile like that.
Naturally when offered either fields with grass or without, the cyclist will chose without, as it offers less resistance. You see, it’s a joke about pedo-sex.
Good God, Stokke — that thing DOES look like Ann B. Davis!!! +2 (one for that call, one for letting your daughter lick my taint)
Do you think on his own dating profile he listed himself as a “pedalphile,” referencing his love of cycling, and she misunderstood him? Because something like that could have caused a lot of confusion.
“burglary” or “buggery” – cause that’s still illegal in some places, you sick bastards.
“deviate sexual intercourse”
Is there any better kind?