HIGH-RES UPDATE: Rockin’ commenter took a break from satisfying women to turn up an image with much excellent-er resolution.

Tennis queen Ana Ivanovic is the latest to don a milk mustache for the iconic “Got Milk?” ad campaign, but God forbid there be a nice high-resolution image of it anywhere on the Internet.  Or one where she’s wearing high heels and a garter belt.  That would sell some friggin’ milk.

Anyway, the ad says:

Power Serve.  I give it my all, so milk’s the perfect match for me.  Milk is a great choice after exercise, with protein to help build muscle and a unique mix of nutrients to refuel.  So train hard and drink lowfat or fat free milk.  That’s what I call a nice return.

So, does anyone have any jokes that DON’T involve breasts or semen?  No?  Yeah, me neither.

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