09.18.08 ALEX RIOS IS EXPERIENCED
Rios, seen here some women just the way he likes them: clothed
I didn’t realize there were other teams in the AL East besides the Rays, Red Sox, and Yankees, but apparently a game between the “Blue Jays” and “Orioles” was interrupted by a streaker. Big League Stew has outfielder Alex Rios’s curious response:
A few pitches before Alex Rios hits a go-ahead homer against Rocky Cherry, a naked man leaped onto the field and ran until caught. Rios said the moment helped him find clarity. “It did (distract) for a little bit but I think it was funny. It got my spirits up,” Rios said. “I’ve seen two people naked. The other one was a few years ago. It was a little disturbing the first time.“
Really? Naked people get his spirits up? I wonder if my lawyer can use that. “Your honor, my client was merely trying to bring joy to others by exposing himself.” Yeaaahhhh, that’s the ticket.
(Photo via On the DL)
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There are 13 comments about:
ALEX RIOS IS EXPERIENCED
Is he including himself? Because I see myself naked all the time.
“Hold on ladies, this clock radio kicks ass!”
Yes, Dude, If I was drunk, If I was drunk
Good to see Eliza Dushku’s fatter, unattractive sister getting her party on.
not exactly alot of miles on that Toronto Blue Jays tag.
To be fair, the other naked person Rios has seen: Kathy Bates in that Jack Nicholson movie.
AC Green thinks that Rios is a pussy.
there’s a pitcher named Rocky Cherry? that’s just pure comic gold
Rocky Cherry sounds uncomfortable.
Is “Rocky Cherry” a girl porn name or a guy porn name?
@weed – Kathy Bates? hmmmm…my money was on it being Oscar de la Hoya
@Matt – gay porn dude
… or do you wanna see me hit some dingers?!
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