09.09.08 ADRIAN PETERSON IS A BADASS
To precisely no one’s surprise, Adrian Peterson was the only thing worth a damn on the Vikings’ offense last night, as he rushed for 103 yards and a score on just 19 carries against the Packers. He also went looking to punish Al Harris, whose low hit at Lambeau last year injured Purple Jesus’s knee and cost him a chunk of the season.
“No grudges, but I definitely wanted to come out and, if I had the opportunity, put a little boom on Harris,” Peterson said.
Video evidence above. Running backs clobbering defensive backs: awesome. Running backs clobbering defensive backs in order to exact revenge: awesomest.
[Packers Blog via FanIQ]

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ADRIAN PETERSON IS A BADASS
WHAT?!?!?
Shame on Adrian Peterson for hitting a girl.
Oh, that’s a guy? But his hair is so pretty!
I remember when Shaun Alexander used to do stuff like that. Now when he gets the ball he curls into the fetal position and takes a nap.
Favre would have made that tackle.
BOSWORTH’D!!!
Tony Shiancoe played some great volleyball last night.
Al Harris is a fucking tool. A tool that someone would use to fix a broken fuckstick on a douchenozzle.
Wait Matt, how could your birthday have been yesterday? I thought it was 10 November like all the other leathernecks?
I never thought it would be possible to talk trash with class, but Adrian Petersen seems to have pulled it off.
peterson should have run in to tarvaris jackson and knocked him out of the game.
Now thats some black on black crime I can support.
this is not 6 lb 8 oz Little Baby Jesus - this is 230 lb Vengeful Jesus
If he only would have done that to Jewheiser’s throat…
Harris’s brain: Okay I am just going to lower my head and put it into this guy’s chest
Harris’s body: Good idea lets do it.
5 seconds later;
Harris’s body: That was a horrible fucking idea you fat faggot!
Harris’s brain: Hey, fuck you. You didnt execute well
Harris’s Body: We will call it even if you order my hand to touch my penis later on tonight.
Harris’s Brain: That’s a deal and I will even throw in a finger in the butt.
Harris’s body: 2 fingers.
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