A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES
09.22.08
Good news, ladies and soccer fans! David Beckham’s new calendar is out, and global warming looks to be a continued problem, as Becks is looking extra-sweaty in 2009. Rawr!
I know this blog is supposed to have more of a scantily clad lady angle, but c’mon, if you had to have sex with a guy, you could do worse than David Beckham. He can do dressed up or grungy, slightly feminine or ultra-masculine. Basically, whatever your closeted gay fantasy is, Beckham can satisfy it. Except me. I’m a one-Brady kind of man. Tom Brady, that is. Brady Quinn’s way too gay.
Ummm … I’d like to add that this post really didn’t turn out the way I wanted it to.
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Needs more smoldering.
Is he wearing a sweater vest?
“if you had to have sex with a guy, you could do worse than David Beckham”.
I only have relations with men who can keep me safe in prison. Something tells me Beckham would be tossing more salads than than Newman’s Own.
Slap some tits on that punching bag and you practically have yourself a Victoria Beckham RealDoll.
What a bunch of sissy tattoos. I’ll bet he has soccer ball with little flames on his back.
P.S. Ya’ll see that sweaty teabagging Tony Homo gave Aaron Rodgers last night? Mmmm.
I’ll pass on sex with Becks, as I firmly believe Scientology is a STD.
If I had to have sex with a man, I’d probably go for that Ann Coulter dude.
Who told him he would wear a shirt???
(And, thanks, btw. Smoldering Becks makes me warm & fuzzy.)
This only sort of makes up for doing a post about Ronaldo and not including a picture of him.
I didn’t realize severe retards were allowed to get tattoos.