NAP TIME FOR WEENIE BOY
09.24.08I don’t quite understand how this works. I guess it’s possible to just touch people a certain way and make them instantly unconscious. I need to learn how to do that. My dating life would be so much more efficient. The blackjack I usually keep in my hand really makes girls nervous.
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I grok Spock.
Is that Steve from The Jerry Springer Show? If so, he can render me unconscious and take advantage of me anytime! Mmm-hmmmm, yummy.
…and thats why I pop my collar.
“We just got informed by Weenie Boy’s corner that his right testicle is inside…of his neck.”
I use the same technique to pick up women…but I don’t see the guy’s chloroform bottle.
When I touch people, they immediately ejaculate*.
*I only touch myself
Was it necessary to kick Weenie Boy in the leg to perform this move? It’s bad enough he’s going home with a busted windpipe.
“Naptime For Weenie Boy” would be a great name for a band.
I like the move where, having rendered Weenie Boy unconscious, Old Man Kreese there folds him up and stuffs him in his locker.
In case anyone cares how that works….there are receptors for blood pressure in your carotid in that area of the neck. If you hit someone hard enough in the right spot your body will think your BP is way too high and will take action to fix it. Your actual blood pressure will drop really fast and you will pass out.
Top 10 people this would be fun to pull this on:
10. Charles Haley
9. Gheorghe Mureşan
8. Osama
7. Hillary Clinton
6. Charles Barkley
5. Micheal Jackson
4. Tom Brady, then
3. Payton Manning (But I would lay him out with Tom so they looked like they were 69-ing each other.)
2. Matt Millen
1. Gene Simmons