A 16-year-old high school wrestler in Connecticut was arrested for sexually assaulting another member of his team during practice. Do the courts have no respect for needing to establish dominance through sexual humiliation? It appears they do not. *Waves genitalia at court*

The charges are based on an incident last December during a wrestling team practice session at the school.

The 17-year-old victim was wrestling with another teammate, police said, when he allegedly heard the defendant tell his opponent to pin him to the mat.

While the victim was pinned on his back, police said, the defendant approached, bent down and exposed his genitals in the victim's face.

The victim managed to free himself and went to a water cooler to rinse out his mouth, declaring, "That was disgusting," according to the police report.

The victim was initially reluctant to report the incident, police said, but later came forward after other Bunnell students learned about it.

Police detectives later confronted the defendant, and while he contended he made a "gesture" that may have appeared his genitals had contact with the other wrestler, he claimed he didn't actually do it.

"No, no, officer, I didn't actually jam my cock down his throat in a show of utter disdain. I merely gave him an instructive glimpse at my member so that we may establish myself as the one deserving of his unalloyed respect and fear. As far as washing out of his mouth, i can't answer that. Sometimes in the course of waving it around, you never know when it's gonna discharge. Still, no direct contact. May I go now? But I don't want to tuck it in first!"