08.27.08 WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS DIVORCE
It was bad enough when Andy Roddick and swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker got engaged, but it appears that the young lovebirds are actually going to go through with it. Roddick says the wedding is scheduled for next spring in Texas.
Roddick insists he’s keen to keep the nuptials as intimate as possible: “It’ll be very small, probably about 20 or 30 people.”
This one hurts. I know I look at a lot of pictures of models, but I really thought Brooklyn and I had something. I’d gotten so close to her through her SI photo shoots (2007, 2008) that I felt for sure we could find a way to make it work.
*Sighhhh* When will I find a supermodel who actually means it when she looks hungrily at me from a still image on the Internet? Why must they all be so fake?
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WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS DIVORCE
A ring doesn’t plug a hole.
I don’t know how he’s waiting that long. I got engaged last Thursday, but we’re getting married in December. Her guardians insist that I wait to get married until she turns “legal.” F’ing lawywrs…what does that even mean?
Matt, if it’s any consolation, she may be marrying Roddick but her ass will always belong to you. At least that’s what she told me telepathically.
By the way, how are we to know who is writing what on this site now?
Farah Fawcett wants her looks back. No really have you seen Farah Fawcett lately? Bitch has fallen apart.
She may be hot, but she sure as hell doesn’t know how to build a proper sandcastle.
Yea but I bet she can’t eat 50 eggs in an hour
All this time I just thought it was Federer that was fucking Roddick.
Watch out, Brooklyn, that’s how you get crabs (from the sand and Andy Roddick).
no one would care if they got roddick’s “sloppy seconds.” marrying a tennis player is like experimenting with a woman.
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