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What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. One side or another in ALL CAPS.
Usain Bolt over TYSON GAY – It looks like we're heading towards a showdown between Gaybolt and Asafa Powell in the 100-meter final. I know exactly nothing about sprinters, but seems to me that a guy nursing an injury (unless he's Tiger Woods) doesn't stand much of a chance against the current world record holder. Besides, the bolt always come before the gay. What's gaiety without the ZAPP!
Michael Phelps over MARK SPITZ – Pretty obvious by now, isn't it?
LOS ANGELES DODGERS over Milwaukee Brewers – "Oh my Gaaaahhhhh! Manny cut his hair and didn't get any hits the next game! He must be like Samson!" Die.
VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA over Tropic Thunder - A literal threesome involving ScarJo, Penelope Cruz and a dude hands down beats the comedy threesome of Jack Black, Ben Stiller and Robert Downey, Jr. Even if Downey is awesome.
Washington Redskins over NEW YORK JETS - I'm not talking about the game, per se. It's the preseason. Who gives a graham-crusted fuck? I'd just like some Redskins to fall over Brett Favre's trachea in his first appearance in a Jets' uniform.
And so marks the end of another drudging August week of near-nothingness. Don't worry, another one is just aroud the corner. Then another one. Then comes the good stuff! You'll see.
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What if Dix beats Gay and Bolt?
How to make a graham crusted fuck:
Ingredients
1/2 package of Marshamllows
1 oz. of Chocolate syrup
10 Graham Crackers
1 Scarlett Johanssen or female of near equal hotness
Directons
-Get female inebriated, pour ingredients over said female. Enjoy.
I read that caption w/ the voice of the gay guy from Family Guy, not the old man w/ the dog either.
Lets hear it for the white guy in the picture, hes scared out of his mind right now.
5 large bottles
1 oz.of Chocolate syrup from Costco.Fixed.
If ever there has been a more misguided soul than the white sprinter I'd be hard pressed to recall.
@Swany: A Black Republican?
Jason Taylor will be doing the Charleston on Brett Favre's queer ass all night…that sounded much more violent and testosterone-y in my head.
Enrico, you're getting Brett Favre confused with Brady Quinn.
MY WEEKEND PICKS:
Beer over Sobriety: I only go to MADD meetings to pick up on single moms / milfs
Previously Recorded Womens Gymnatics over Live Olympics: I'll be masturbating furiously, again. Thank you HD DVR.
dude: the word you're looking for is y'all, or its plural, y'all's.
if you can't speak chicken fried in-bred southern fucker, don't try; just leave it to the experts.
dude: the word you're looking for is y'all, or its plural, y'all's.
Or its demonstrative plural, "all y'all." As in my favorite Onion headline: "All Y'all Encouraged to Go Fuck Yo'selves."
But seriously, you can't let the Cletuses of the world outspell you here. Y'all is short for "you all," so drop that apostrophe proper like.
@otto man
spoken like a true piece of furniture, or a suitable relic of the ottoman empire. either way, you've demonstrated the discretion and wisdom to give cletus, clyde, and bubba their due. this is as it should be, given that they have so little left – what with globalization, democritization, and the approaching change in the executive branch. let 'em drink their dixie beer and misconjugate verbs in peace.
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