
Not that I give this story much credence, but according to Stuff, Jessica Simpson is desperate to get knocked up by boyfriend Tony Romo, and she was delighted to learn that a recent pregnancy test was positive. Simpson and Romo then revealed the happy news to Tony's family, and they were thrilled. And by thrilled I mean horrified.
A source said: “There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home. Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family. The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. This is crazy!’ Tony’s mum Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
Ooh, that's uncomfortable. But awkward gets awkwarder when the whole story comes out:
Jessica, 28, is said to have been devastated at the family’s response, especially as she was later forced to admit she had made a mistake after allegedly misreading the test.
That must have been a relief to the Romos. "We thought the bitch was pregnant, but it turns out she's just an idiot." What a nice consolation.


As a father of two I can attest those tests are 99.95 impossible to misread.
Ramiro Romo??? With a name like that I'd bet that Joan has had to explain a few black eyes to the neighbors before.
*99.9%
accidentally misread the test = best. abortion euphemism. ever.
Bitch is just too stupid. I'm sorry. If it was a one time thing I'd be all over it. Otherwise I'd avoid her like the plague.
I'd always hoped the Nick Lachey had her spayed when they were married.
That kid should be born just in time to protest the release of Tropic Thunder on DVD.
“Wait, what’s a plus look like again? Is it the round thing, or the squiggly thing?”
Meanwhile, Satan's spawn is still alive and well inside Ashlee's womb.
BABY…BABY…PIRATE… wait Pirates are wild.
Tony's just happy that she still hasn't found out that the hole he's been piledriving ain't the one for making babies.
+1 Winslow
Just goes to show when it comes to making these pregnancy tests "idiot-proof," those designers still have a long way to go.
I think we all need to stop for a minute and realize this dude hollowed out Carrie Underwood for awhile, got sick of her, has been hollowing out Jessica Simpson for awhile, and recent reports say he still calls Underwood…probably BOOTY calls. Am I right?
This dude is my hero!
Nature finds a way.
+1 Winslow
Seriously, those things are impossible to misread. Unless you've gone full retard.
Jessica's mother should've "accidentally misread the test"
+1 Winslow
I think Romo has gone full retard.
To be clear, I'm saying that Jessica is unintelligent and Romo is sexing on her. Write me an angry letter, moron-huggers!
Maxwell–How can you be so cruel? Stop making fun of retards! Why can't you hip-check them down the stairs like everyone else?
Seriously, the Lieutenant nailed this one. I can't believe even Jessica is too stupid to read a pregnancy test…
Baby…. baby…. pirate. Aw.
Wait, pirates are the wildcard!
/Manjula'd
What this episode proves is that Tony has to start worrying whether she has the mental capacity to consent to sex at all. . .
The look on the face of the dude behind her is priceless.
Almost like he's thinking, "Jebus, the sex can't be that good."
these two were made for each other. this is the equivalent of fumbling a PAT.
So his semen's turned the color of the Dallas Cowboys now?
That black guy in the foreground is giving Romo that, "You're fucked" look.
Jessica didn't read the test wrong, the mountains did turn blue on her Coors Light cold activated label.