08.28.08 TONY ROMO IS THE PERFECT GUY
Jessica Simpson is on the cover of People Magazine this week. In the accompanying story, she states that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is her “perfect guy” and the “love of [her] life.” “I don’t really ever say that to anybody,” she adds for clarification.
The cover of the magazine blasts the all-caps message HOW I FOUND LOVE AGAIN, so I would assume there’s something about how Romo announced in an interview that he thought Simpson was hot, then befriended Simpson’s father Joe, then had Joe bring along his daughter to a Cowboys game so Joe could introduce. It’s a love that harkens back to the old days, when fathers pimped out their daughters to improve the family’s wealth and influence. How romantic.
Anyway, here are a couple photos of Jess performing in Sacramento the other night. The plaid shirt says “I’m just a plain ol’ Southen gal…” while the white lace boustier says “…whom you would gladly pay for sex.”
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There are 13 comments about:
TONY ROMO IS THE PERFECT GUY
Needs more blue cake.
How does this affect his fantasy status?
The magazine cover says she talks about how she got her self esteem back.
Why the hell couldn’t she just pose for Playboy like every other hot girl with self esteem issues?
I would indeed pay for sex. Given her father’s fucking mental state, barter for sex with chickens and livestock also seems valid.
Jessica, just flash your crotch and pull out your tits, or else step off a steep cliff.
im just going to echo everyone else here with the show your tits sentiment
I bet her mouth hugs are the best.
Drunken Eagles Fan you spelled it wrong, its spelled Bukkake even though it sounds right.
More like Tony HOMO!!!
Hey, someone should write a blog and call it tonyhomo or something. And write it from the perspective of Drew Bledsoe.
Oh, and tits.
Tony must be serious about her, he’s spent a fortune child-proofing the house so she won’t set herself on fire.
I can’t decide whether her classy flannel adds to the white trash factor of her lace bodice or not.
I think we can all agree the best part of this story will be when Jessica spins into a self-destructive drinking binge when she realizes that Tony is only using her to create a child for him and his lover Jason Witten. Who takes their teammate on a sex vacation with them than doesn’t have that plan afterall?
I don’t care how hot she is, she banged Bam Margera. He was even surprised that she did it.
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