
It's almost football season, which can only mean one thing: non-stop Tom Brady news, courtesy the most irritatingly written gossip page in America, the Boston Herald's Inside Track. Dreamboat left practice early to go to a Coldplay concert with girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and other rich and famous people, and lead singer Chris Martin showed the proper deference, dedicating the final song of the night to No. 12.
“I don’t want to do this really because it’s cheesy . . . but we’re great fans of his and he’s probably left the building anyway,” said the Coldplay frontman. “We’d like to dedicate this to Tom Brady – your quarterback. We’re big fans of his and very honored he came to the show, and I hope to goodness it was worth it.”
But wait, there's more Dreamboat news! Brady will grace the next cover of Esquire – accompanied by the sage words "Let's Stop Hating on Tom Brady" — and the play-caller understands where he stands in the universe.
"Look at the attention I get: It’s because I throw a football. But that’s what society values. That’s not what God values," Brady said. "He didn’t invent the game. We did. I have some eye-hand coordination, and I can throw the ball. I don’t think that matters to God."
And of course we all know that's a lie. Tom Brady's skill as a quarterback is paramount to God's success. Wait, God is still Bill Belichick, right?


"I don’t think that matters to God."
How does Tom Brady know that God doesn't have him on his fantasy team?
@WAS, or that God may have had some big money riding on the Pats in last years Super Bowl.
@UU, since Teddy Bruschi's tears cure cancer, we know what side God is rooting for.
Tom Brady also likes the movie Maid in Manhattan and has a rainbow bumper sticker on his car that says "I love it when balls are in my face"
The most unbelievable detail of that story is Coldplay did something cheesy. What kind of topsy-turvy world are we living in?
Considering Brady's love of golden showers, did they dedicate "Yellow" to him?
God loves single moms. Thanks for adding that growing number, Tom.
Coldplay and Dreamboat in the same building?! How did they keep the roof on that sumabitch?
Mr. Brady, Kurt Warner and his wife would like to talk to you about what matters to God.
yes, dog, god
/gotta be honest.
Brady pissed the panties Giselle makes him wear when he heard about the Favre trade
God invented football, 6000 years ago, right around the time the Universe was formed. Also, He's the reason Reggie White sacked quarterbacks.
Tom–know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay. And I'm omniscient.
–God
I say that in a world where this guy is regularly balls-deep in a supermodel, there is no God.