Apparently hastily translated news items on the Internet are true, because everyone’s favorite Olympian/model, Leryn Franco, is in New York to support new boyfriend Novak Djokovic at the U.S. Open.
While Franco didn’t win any medals at the Olympics, she was a runner-up in the 2006 Miss Paraguay pageant and the Miss Bikini Universe contest. And she was sitting in the stands at Ashe Stadium yesterday cheering as Djokovic beat France’s Arnaud Clement in straight sets.
I don’t know. I don’t think this proves anything. It could just be a coincidence. Maybe she was just passing through New York on her way back to Paraguay from China and felt like some tennis. It’s damn near impossible to get a direct flight from Beijing to Asuncion, you know. … I SAID IT PROVES NOTHING!!! To hell with ALL of you! *runs away sobbing*
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My spanish is a little rusty, but I believe “Agosto” translates to ‘gently fingers asshole’
we need to see who beat leryn in a beauty pageant.
ahh skeet skeet skeet
Its to our benefit that her third-world country doesn’t have an economy strong enough to clothe its people in anything other than underwear.
“…cheering as Djokovic beat France’s Arnaud Clement in straight sets.”
Yeah, but when I beat by meat in straight sets outside her window, little miss too-good-to-wash-jizz-off-her-trellis ain’t cheering…
MY meat. Stupid not-reading-my-mind website.
if she turns up missing in NYC the police are now probably gonna have a lead