THIS KID KICKS ASS
08.06.08This week's People Magazine profiles Ben Underwood, a blind 14-year-old who makes his way through the world using echo location.
Completely blind since the age of 3, after retinal cancer claimed both his eyes (he now wears two prostheses), Ben has learned to perceive and locate objects by making a steady stream of sounds with his tongue, then listening for the echoes as they bounce off the surfaces around him. About as loud as the snapping of fingers, Ben's clicks tell him what's ahead: the echoes they produce can be soft (indicating metals), dense (wood) or sharp (glass). Judging by how loud or faint they are, Ben has learned to gauge distances.
The technique is called echolocation, and many species, most notably bats and dolphins, use it to get around. But a 14-year-old boy from Sacramento? While many blind people listen for echoes to some degree, Ben's ability to navigate in his sightless world is, say experts, extraordinary. "His skills are rare," says Dan Kish, a blind psychologist and leading teacher of echomobility among the blind. "Ben pushes the limits of human perception."
Check out the video (via Hot Clicks) that shows him rollerblading and playing foosball and video games. He also skateboards and plays basketball with his friends. I don't even know how to properly show my impressed-ness at this. If I were blind I'd just lay around saying, "Man I wish I could still see. Remember when I could see? That was– OW DAMMIT MY TOE!"

He's like Ben Affleck in Daredevil, but I don't wish he was dead.
Photoshopped!
Did that CBS chick actually introduce the piece by saying "This is something you just have to see to believe?"
He knows he's blind. No need to rub it in, Couric Jr.
the best part of that story was finding out his mom was named after a hair spray. Aquanetta, are you fucking kidding me?
This kid was all over Discovery and History a few months back. Pretty dang gum impressive. It makes me want to ridicule the lazy fucks with guide dogs always complaining their livlihood has been taken from them. Oh God?! Why me!? That's what they say at least when they see Doogie emerge from behind the cheesecloth with a pair of rusty scissors.
just keep him away from paris hilton or he might get lost in there
Underdog, I just created an account to to point out that exact same thing. Aquanetta? I'm surprised the kid's name isn't Tresseme' or Suave.
When I navigate by tongue it's fun for two people. (My dog loves the high pitched noises.)
Alright, seriously, that kid is amazing. I've had the same layout in my bedroom for five years, and I still whack my fucking knee on the bedpost every goddamn night.
I still whack my fucking knee on the bedpost every goddamn night.
And I can't seem to stop whacking my cock every morning when I wake up.
Who wants to let me remove their eyes to do a social experiment?
Burnsy, you mean his life is based on the worst super hero movie ever?
I was about to write something inappropriate, like how he can't read With Leather, but then I realized that compared to this kid, I suck at life.
SUCK A DICK HELEN KELLER!
He's so happy because he
doesn't know he's blackdoesn't see himself as blind.Hes like Raquel Welch, he doesnt swing his arm when he walks.
I never understood Dare Devil. He's a blind guy who can see his surroundings. That's not a super power. That's a normal power.
Wait, wait, wait… so is Vince the one or not?
<i>He's like Ben Affleck in Daredevil, but I don't wish he was dead.</i>
By the time the bombs were dropping in his movie "Pearl Harbor," I was rooting for the Japanese.
I may have actually stood up and yelled "You Die Joe!" in the theater. Hard to say, it was very emotional.
No spinning! Fucking cheaters never prosper.
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I wonder if this kid would be interested in buying a dead bird with a detachable head?
If he’s blind already, wouldn’t getting prosthetic eyeballs just be a colossal waste of money?
Aqua Netta?
BATBOY FOUND ALIVE!
Original posted date of July 2006 on people's website? The video on youtube says the same thing. A great, heartwarming story though.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
There is a word for what this kid is: Mutant. As in X-Men. He's probably keeping his super-strength and ability to fly secret. Ya know, to protect his family.