THEY COULD HAVE WARNED US
08.13.08
A couple retarded Packers fans got a misprinted Brett Favre jersey a few years ago that eventually became something of a Favre-fulfilling prophecy. What does this mean for the Hot Pocket they bought bearing the face of Jesus? Will Jesus come back in Hot Pocket form? If so, stay away from their new panini line. They aren't sacriliious.
Joe Braun thought he bought a Brett Favre Packers jersey for his wife for Christmas six years ago. Instead he accidentally got a mostly green one with a Jets logo on the sleeve. But the 55-year-old and his 54-year-old wife Jeannette decided to keep it.
Actually, the couple from Racine didn't even realize it wasn't green and gold.
"I picked it up, wrapped it and never even noticed," said Joe Braun, who said he bought it at JC Penney. "She opened it on Christmas morning. She put it on and our son noticed it was wrong."
Their son urged them to keep it in case it was worth something someday. So they did and Jeannette Braun has wore the Jets jersey, which is mostly green with white lettering and numbers, to Lambeau Field.
"We have season tickets," Jeannette Braun said. "We go to about three games a year, and no one ever even mentioned it."
So then can we conclude then that Packers fans are blind, deaf and dumb? I know. It's a little presumptuous to assume bad things about their hearing ability, but extreme fattiness has been known to clog the ear canals. That and the body's natural response to hearing Wisconsinites speak.

The prophecy has been fulfilled and I don't even care. More hot Olympic ass, please.
I'm overwhelmed with the amount of stupid in Wisconsin.
even money that ufford has already ordered an adrian peterson seahawks jersey
That Joe Braun is some genius.
That woman is wretched.
Not bringing a wrong jersey back is more lazy than stupid.
Can we all rewind back to the premise of this entire thing? Dude was buying his wife a Brett Favre jersey for Christmas.
Is a Jets jersey mostly green? Really? Well fuck me, I was under the impression they were pink and gold.
I bought a misprinted Brett Favre Jersey once
and by misprinted I mean handcrafted
and by Jersey I mean wiccan voodoo doll
Dude was buying his wife a Brett Favre jersey for Christmas.
Not only that, but she was such a big fan she didn't even realize the colors and logo were wrong.
Big surprise they're from Racine. Only a special kind of retard grows there.
I'm not surprised in the least bit that he bought her a jersey for Christmas. This is coming from the region in the United States that keeps Big Dogs Clothing alive and thriving.
Here's hoping there's a similar fate for my Eli Manning Eagle jersey.
/Definitely not what you're thinking [www.nygayfootball.org]
//definitely googled that.
Also, they bought it out of the trunk of a guy's car.
Also, the name on the jersey was spelled "SMITH"
Drunken Scawnies > Wisconsinites
ufford has already ordered an adrian peterson seahawks jersey
I was going to warn Matt not to let Drew find out, but then I remembered that he's fat and kind of old, and probably wouldn't do anything but call Ufford a douchebag and mock his taste in music.
I wife was going to buy me a King Felix Jersey for my birthday at the beginning of the baseball season, but just as we're about to pay, they said, "You know he switched numbers, like yesterday, right?" I, being of sound state and mind, wanted the correct number. The guy tried to convince me that "This jersey will be like his rookie card, be more valuable in years.
Moral of the story, because you can customize jersey's to be anything you want, there is no rookie jersey. Someone just F'ed up.
/I too have an Adrian Peterson Seahawks jersey
Bette Midler looks great.
Tasty, tasty Jesus.
"We have season tickets," Jeannette Braun said. "We go to about three games a year, and no one ever even mentioned it."
What?
Truly great caption.