THE METS ARE HOT STREAK OVULATING
08.28.08
The Mets reclaimed their half-game lead in the NL East last night, and if the closed-captioning to Tuesday night’s game is any indication, it’s because New York is just really in sync. All the players just seem to be in tune to the same schedule, you know? Why, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a couple of them hit for the cycle.
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Hot Streak Ovulate? Man, The guys from Dashboard Confessional are going to be pissed when they find out someone leaked the title of their upcoming album.
is there a team in the NL that can stop the flow the Mets are on? The Pads could if they had wings and could make their way into the standings and stay put.
As a Phils fan, I should be all over this, but its college football season and everything else is dead to me at this point.
I’m going to squirt a little in my pants when I see Lee Corsos fat dumb head talking crazy tonight.
Oh, thank God! I thought my deaf son had tourettes too! No more closed captions for my little guy.
What bleeds for seven days but doesn’t die?
Daryl Strawberry’s nostrils.
So, can the Mets get pregnant right now?
I really don’t think “streak” and “ovulate” should be in the same sentence.
The Mets have been pregnant already, the entire season was an abortion though