Chakalaka, chakalaka, chakalaka, chakaboom!

The New Zealand Olympic men's soccer team hasn't fared too well in Beijing. In three matches, they tied China, got blown out by Brazil and lost to Belgium. You show up on the world stage and lay a turd like that? Well, as long as you're there, might as well give something to the ladies of the world in the form of a shirtless haka following defeat. Preferably to the Flight of the Conchords' "Ladies of the World".

Either that, or they're celebrating their ouster from the tournament so they can dip into their allotment of Olympics condoms. They're the only things in the country that aren't smog flavored.

[This Is Extra Time]