THE HELL?
08.01.08
I try to avoid two hockey stories in the same day, much less two stories about metrosexual tough guy Sean Avery, but this one I did not see coming: Avery apparently used his shorts-suit to snag a cougar 23 years his senior. The definitely always accurate Page Six says:
[Avery] is now dating Calvin Klein's ex-wife, Kelly Klein, 51. But Avery, 28, may not get much time to see her now that he's playing for the Dallas Stars. The hockey hunk, en route to Texas, was alone at p.r. guru Paul Wilmot's dinner at the Chateau Marmont Wednesday night and drowned his heartache in Ciroc vodka cocktails while being amused by Mary-Kate Olsen, James Marsden and Kate Bosworth.
Hmmmm… so the fashion-obsessed young social climber is hooking up with a well-connected and extremely wealthy older benefactor? He really did learn a lot interning at Vogue.
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not attractive and looks like she's wearing a lamp shade…no thank you
I bet he doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.
ba-zing!
Katie Holmes looks like shit.
Nice marmont.
Good lord! It looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with a wet chain!
I wanna know who is behind her in the black with gold.
*boing*
This post represents everything that With Leather is supposed to be NOT about.
hell she could still get it…after a 12-pack
She's old enough to be his mother, except I'm betting she is a lot hotter.
Well. She certainly is fappable. Trust me.
Actually, it reminds me of how I got my job at Wells Fargo. I walked into the interview, pulled down my pants, and took care of business. Too bad my interviewer was a dude.
Something tells me she would have no problem keeping me drunk enough to fuck her nonstop. Champagne only, nothing under $5000 a bottle please. Strawberries? Those motherfuckers better have been picked by my sexy Brazilian servant that morning.
They broke up when she got between him and his Calvins.
This post does not in ANY way fulfill your hockey quota. Nothing about the Predators extending Jerred Smithson's contract?! WHAT KIND OF SPORTS WEBSITE IS THIS
Good lord! It looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with a wet hockey stick.
WHAT KIND OF SPORTS WEBSITE IS THIS
the kind where we talk about hockey players banging some sugar-mama broad who used to be married to a raging homosexual?
@LTWinslow, that's sort of the plot of "Youngblood". Go hockey!
"while being amused by Mary-Kate Olsen, James Marsden and Kate Bosworth." Amused him, how? Like a clown? They amused him? They made him laugh, they were there to fuckin' amuse him? What do you mean amused him, amused him how? How did they amuse?
Avery gives her two minutes for high-sticking, then he's out of the box.
Oh. Right right. Carry on, then.
All the above criticisms are valid and correct…
… That said, I'd still hit it
OMG WHY ARE YOU SO MISOGYNISTIC
Holy Saggy Tits BATMAN!!
@FMRA: I thought women liked misogys. No rubdown for you I guess.
So, her ex was gay! What's that say about Avery? Maybe she's into "men" that like colon cleansing…
Meh, it probably looks like a pink Goalie glove.
She buys him jewels …
No wait …
She bought his jewels ….
No wait …
She gave him the necklace ….
It's all so wrong.
Ah shucsks Gomer ….