08.27.08 STEROIDS MIGHT BE BAD FOR YOU
A lot of contrarian dipshits like to make the case for steroids in sports, saying things like “Well, it’s not cheating if everybody can do it” and “What about cortisone shots? Those are steroids.” These people need to take a good look at the case of this 21-year-old German man who frequently used anabolic steroids. Wired says:
He was a constant user of anabolic-androgenic steroids, of which acne is a side effect — as is damaged sperm and shrunken testicles, both of which he also possessed.
Doctors ordered the patient to quit steroids and start taking antibiotics. Two months later, the acne was gone. So was the muscle. Only gruesome scarring remained — and as his doctors wrote… that “is likely to remain with the young man for the rest of his life.”
You’ll notice that the image here has Photo A and Photo C. Photo B was actually too disgusting for me to publish on this blog. And that’s saying a lot, because I’ve published photos of Eva Longoria without makeup before. I’m serious, it’s nasty. It looks like a massive shrapnel wound, or your mom’s vag.
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STEROIDS MIGHT BE BAD FOR YOU
That’s the worst case of glaucoma that I’ve ever seen.
looks like a rash I got after getting with a Puerto rican whore
A little aloe vera will clear that up.
I don’t know. I saw a guy blow himself up outside our Battalion perimeter gate. All that was left was his shoes and upper torso. Now THAT was funny.
Steroids are the tits.
It was funny b/c he had converse on. Those olde school Chuck Taylor ones. Nobody wore those things in 03. Hey Iraq! Tune into E why doncha?
Why don’t they show his shrunken testicles too…what I have a science project to do or something
no homo
Like a claymore went off.
Is it bad if I look like the “after” pic and I’ve never done steroids?
anything for the ladies, brah
Edward James Olmos thinks this guy looks like shit.
Standard shit if you’re ever been to the beach at Provincetown or Fire Island.
So, the moral of this story is don’t stop taking steroids.
I have never been to the beaches at Provinceton and Fire Island. Where are they and how do I not get there?
I’ve seen people with radiation burns have better looking skin than this guy.
WOW, drink the Kool Aid much? This guy would have had to bed down with a baby calf in one of those veal barns to look that fucked up after not using for 2 months. Fucking pussies just don’t want strong alpha males running around. Keep everyone fat and lazy on a diet of McDonald’s and DVR’s and you’re less likely to have to deal with some kind of organized revolution.
AAAAAAHHHHHH.
Really should’ve waiting until I was done eating to read this.
“Photo B” is that dude’s chest?? It looks like Lindsay Lohan’s vag mashed up with Paris Hilton’s taint.
This guy was an 18 year old virgin who decided to take steroids to help his chances. Now he’s a 21 year old virgin who will become a 40 year old virgin unless he finds some members of the East German swim team to fool around with.
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