Oh man, that is one nice-lookin\' backgammon game

Lindsay Lohan was in Chicago for girlfriend Sam Ronson's DJ'ing gig, and whaddaya know, let's make this about sports:

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ''super-hot'' by Lohan, Ronson and [Cyndi] Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.

Sure, whatever.  In a much more important story, remember when Lindsay looked like this?  Lord, those were halcyon days.  A note to the ladies: four years of booze, coke, dick and Red Bull is not the best way to keep your youthful beauty.

[Sports Crackle Pop]