Hi everyone.  Sorry about yesterday's tech problems.  Thanks to all the heroes who emailed me to let me know that the site was down.  Otherwise I might not have figured it out.

Anyway, our brave Internet technicians are doing a couple repairs to make sure that yesterday's snafu doesn't happen again, and while they do that comments will be turned off, which honestly really sucks.  Your dead-hooker and rape jokes really help me get through the day.

Thanks for your patience.  More posts are on the way.  (Hint: a certain Olympic host country is kind of an asshole.)  We'll be back up to full speed as soon as possible, and again: sorry about yesterday.  The important thing to remember is that, unlike your parents' divorce, it wasn't your fault.