Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun may be having an MVP-caliber season, but all those home runs or whatever are pretty boring compared to his day shooting a commercial with Marisa Miller. It's for an online ad for Remington, and did I mention it has Marisa Miller? Here's a little taste of the snappy dialog you can expect when it airs:
“Aren’t you baseball all-star Ryan Braun?” Miller said to Braun as cameras rolled and a large crowd of technicians, actors, aides, associates, gofers, spectators and hangers-on stood by quietly from a safe distance.
“Aren’t you supermodel Marisa Miller?” Braun answered smartly as he stood next to a fence holding the leash on his dog.
Lucky guy. Lucky that he was holding the leash to his dog, that is. Having your hands full with other objects is pretty much the only way a dude can talk to Marisa without masturbating. Wouldn't stop me from trying, though. I just hope I don't meet her while I'm shopping for cheese graters.
(Photos: Michael Sears)
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Nice dog
Then she went home to the luckiest douchebag on the face of the planet.
Do supermodels like Jews.
I want to be a Jew
Wouldn't it have made more sense if he would have done an ad for Braun, not Remington? Pierce Brosnan should have done the Remington ad.
The look on his face = "Duh…hot girl….uh….duh….uh"
/assuming I would be no different
Jeez in picture #2 Marissa's glove looks like it needs some help breaking in. I could help her with that.
Me:"Who are you?"
Her: "Marisa Miller"
Me: *Pulls pants down* Oh yeah, now I recognize you!
Ryan: Can I shave you with this Remington electric razor?
Aren't you that chick that I imagine having barnyard sex while I masturbate with my thumb up my ass? Nice to finally meet you in person!
that dog smells blood.
Nice cat.
When a loose ball got to the fence, it was Miller, in a pink top, black shorts and black tennis shoes, chasing it down. Waiting in the outfield with ball in hand was Braun, dressed in an Affliction T-shirt and designer jeans, with his dog.
“Shouldn’t you be in a bikini on a beach?” Braun asks Miller.
“Shouldn’t you be signing some kid’s ball?” Miller responds.
The script ends here. What the bloody hell? They're supposed to start noisily fucking each other. At least that's the way it goes in all the videos in my collection.
/FAIL
That dog better be sporting a massive red rocket.
Dog: Wonder if she has any peanut butter?
Marisa: "Red Rocket, Red Rocket"
since it hasn't been said:
fuck yes, dog, dude, dude