08.29.08 POLL PRODUCES SPECIOUS HALF-TRUTHS
A poll conducted by the uber-scientific website AreYouRomantic.com found that fans whose football teams win enjoy better sex, while losses translate to less satisfactory sex. Some of the other findings:
The survey says 1-in-4 male sports fans would be willing to give up sex for at least a month if their favorite team were guaranteed a Super Bowl win. [Pfft, obviously not REAL fans - Ed.] …
Many fans believe it’s difficult to be romantic during the football season. One [woman] said: “I could be on fire in the room right next to him and he wouldn’t notice.”
Sheesh. That’d be just like my girlfriend to light herself on fire for a little attention. Goddammit, woman! I TOLD YOU, I’m watching the game!
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POLL PRODUCES SPECIOUS HALF-TRUTHS
Like any of us have the choice in whether we get the sex.
could give her a golden shower…..I mean try to put her out
the real test is how many would give up masturbation.
As a married man I would give up a year of sex with my wife for a Superbowl win for the Birds.
I’ve been to that show enough already over the past 8 years. Its almost seperate beds time anyways.
@ ognihs
Exactly. If that were the deal, I would never make it past the next Friday night whenever my wife heads to bed.
And guess what boys?????? ITS FRIDAY!!!!!
For the record, I also would give up sex with DrunkenEaglesFan’s wife for a super bowl win.
@DrunkeEagles, Wow.
/Sheds tear
//Kills fiance
T minus 10 hours to five knuckle shuffle.
Does this also apply to fantasy football teams? It should.
Also, after having a couple of kids my team could lose 100-0 and any sex would be satisfying
Guys who choose football over sex/masturbation need to learn to multitask. It’s not like it’s hard to do both at the same time.
terrific o-face you got there, ufford. those are some lucky ladies you bring home. until the killing part.
That’s right, us Pats fans have better sex than the rest of you!
/still confused about why everyone hates us
@ UU - a-fucking-men. preaching to the choir here and my kid’s just just turning one. does the fun ever start?
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