I thought this kid and this guy were the biggest idiots to ever sacrifice their bodies to show the effects of a paintball barrage, but no: this guy definitely outdoes the previous installments, exposing his bare body to two rapid-fire guns for thirty seconds. [Ed. note: that wasn't supposed to sound sexual.]

I also like the fact that he's wearing a thong and the video's shot at night.  Definitely adds a nice little element of torture porn to it.  Reminds me of growing up.  People say you shouldn't raise kids on a torture porn ranch, but look how well I turned out.