A must-read for the coming weeks is D.C. Sports Bog, which has been temporarily renamed "Beijing Sports Smog" while author Dan Steinberg reports from the Olympic Games. Will he push the limits of China's tolerance for a free press and get arrested? Do political prisons have Wi-Fi? I can't wait to find out.
While Steinz is in transit to the land of pandas and dragons, here's video of him asking various Olympians what their favorite Chinese food is. Believe me, I had a "lettuce wrap from P.F. Chang's" joke all fired up and ready to go, but some athletes actually named P.F. Chang's in their responses, which kinda ruined it for me. So instead, just enjoy Misty May-Treanor's enthusiastic Chinese accent. Ha ha, she sounds so funny! Isn't it silly the way she's trying to embrace a foreign culture?
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my favorite is Orange Chicken from Panda Express
/please open Panda Express here in NY, you too In-N-Out Burger
Ah jeez. Now I want some cashew chicken.
And a Vietnamese hooker.
And a Bukkake video.
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This reminds me of when I went to Mexico for Taco Bell.
I was surprised that they didn't like how I freestyled my order.
Will he push the limits of China's tolerance for a free press and get arrested… IN BED?
Do political prisons have Wi-Fi… IN BED?
btw Matt, did you happen to see that post at deadpsin complaining about the misogynistic commenters? talk about a shit storm.
Nice to see Carl Lewis is still a US Olympian.
@Pauly: What’s up Stephanie how ya doin’ today. 99 cents is what we gonna pay…
Was one of the criteria for being interviewed having a horrible speech impediment? The lisp, it burns my ears!
Wow Dan Steinberg sounds like a pedophile, I expected Chris Hansen to pop out from around the corner.
UU,
our brand of misogynism is far superior.
Thank you, Anne Donovan. I always wanted to know what Marilyn Manson looked like without its makeup on.
Ahhh the olympics…such a glorious time to stare at Misty May's badunkadunk as she goes for gold.
OK! USA!
Re: misogyny in the comments
Yes, I read both the post and many of the DS comments. The way I see it, anything goes as long as it's funny (or at least trying to be funny).
I get upset when I put effort into trying to make a post funny, and all anyone can say is "what a skank" or "that bitch is hot." At least say something like, "Good lord! It looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with a wet chain!"
@Matt and Lt. Winslow, agreed
At the very least, I think we can all agree that commenting misogyny is much less offensive than Dildo Daggins' old avatar.
That bitch is hot for a skank.
I thought i'd check out what's new in the world of misogyny and, jesus, is it necessary to go on a course in order to read Deadspin? There's a lot going on there. After ten minutes of attempting to follow what everyone was saying to each other i passed out and woke up in a ditch near the New Jersey Turnpike.