08.29.08 OGUCHI ONYEWU DID WELL FOR HIMSELF

Fans of the U.S. Soccer will recognize fullback Oguchi Onyewu, aka Gooch. Gooch presently plays in Belgium and may soon make the leap to the EPL. Not that you care, of course.

A more likely reason for you to care: the woman in these pictures, whom Kickette claims is Onyewu’s wife, Salome. Her apparent order of preference for clothing: soccer jersey, bra, hands, then (in last place) any other kind of shirt.

According to Wikipedia’s entry on Salome, “Christian traditions depict her as an icon of dangerous female seductiveness.” And for once I gotta say, way to go Jesus & Co. Those are way better Christian traditions than burning books and opposing Darwinism.

BY: Matt | TAGS: OGUCHI ONYEWU, SOCCER, WAGS

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There are 4 comments about:
OGUCHI ONYEWU DID WELL FOR HIMSELF

August 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

Diremutt says:

Gooch is another word for taint.

August 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Cooter says:

Sure could use the ‘recommended sites’ bit on the RHS menu. I’ve had to move withleather to 3rd in the rotation. I’m not overly enthusiastic about that. But enough about this post…

August 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) says:

This range of Christmas cards isn’t very festive. Perhaps one of them should have worn a Santa hat.

August 29th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

Allan Stokke says:

I’d give her my Salome.

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