LET’S FACE IT, BEIJING SUCKS
08.05.08
The Beijing National Aquatics Center — aka the Water Cube — is one of the highlights of the coming Olympic Games. Not only is the pool deep and cold (i.e., built for records to be broken), but the structure is an undisputed marvel of architecture. I don't really understand the science behind it, but it's made of super-thin ultra-strong energy efficient foam or some shit. Plus, it looks cool. I mean, who doesn't like bubbles?
The Water Cube also has a distinct touch of Beijing, as there's fucking smog INSIDE THE BUILDING.
The [Australian swim] team graced the Water Cube for the first time yesterday evening only to find the smog that has blanketed Beijing infiltrating the space-age aquatic centre… It had been thought the indoor nature of the pool would safeguard the swimmers from problems such as asthma which is known to afflict world record holders Grant Hackett, Libby Trickett and Jess Schipper.
Someone tell me again why Beijing is hosting the Olympics. How did this happen? What other cities applied to host these Games? I have to think that the only other applicants were Mars and Inside a Volcano Somewhere.
[via DC Sports Bog]

the baghdad games?
Pyongyang, Tehran, and Hanoi were all busy hosting the 3rd world country games.
Can these olympics hurry up already, My daughters arent going to drown themselves.
Beijing beat Toronto, aka Secondplaceville.
If memory serves, their mayor (a former used car salesman) made a racist comment during the selection process, giftwrapping the win for Beijing. Thanks Toronto. You suck.
Mars lost because it is sadly lacking reliable dry cleaning facilities or reasonably priced dim sum bars.
Rubik's Cube > Water Cube
the smog is supposed to get trapped inside those giant blue marshmallows?
MARS 2012 GAMES: Mongolians and Brothas welcome
It was either Beijing or Newark, New Jersey. Yeah, I think I can handle a little smog.
Things will go much smoother at the 2012 games in Trenton.
Or I could just read the last comment. I blame the smog.
titletown > beijing
Beijing > Chernobyl > the sun > Detroit
@Allan, @Burnsy, don't discount Camden's bid for the 2012 games! Stabby will be the official mascot.
darfur and mogadishu were too busy with genocide and starvation
Deep and cold? Just like your mother Trebek!
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After all this Beijing press Cleveland is almost not so bad.
NEVER DAWNED ON ANYONE THAT SMOG MIGHT INTEFERE WITH ATHLETIC COMPETITIONS HUH? SURE WE COULDNT GIVE THE GAMES TO BAGHDAD OR AFGHANISTAN DUE TO THE WAR BUT HERE CHINA WITH YOUR HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATIONS AND HUGE POLLUTION PROBLEM . I BLAME THIS ON THE OLYMPIC DRUG TESTING CHAIRMAN : DICK POUND (HONESTLY HIS NAME IS DICK POUND THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE)
Jimbone, your caps-lock button is activated. All you have to do is press it again and boom – you get both upper and lower case letters.
I agree though. Damn that smog.
It not good choice.
Water Cube ,It's great>!!I find more in K I S S I n t e r r a c i al .C O M- WHERE for meeting black and white beauties.