LERYN FRANCO CAME IN FIRST
08.20.08
I suppose a more accurate headline for the marginally attractive Paraguayan javelinette would be LERYN FRANCO CAME IN SECOND TO LAST, considering that's where she actually finished in the competition. She didn't get out of the qualifying round and her best throw was 12 meters shy of her personal best. But when you think about it, she finished first in my heart, and isn't that what really matters?
Another good headline would have been PENULTIMATE FINISH, ULTIMATE BOOBS. That's pretty much the entire story. It could have saved me from busting my ass to write seven whole sentences. I'm exhausted.
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"America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well…all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
She gets the gold for inducing boners.
Also, any better pictures of her in those spandex tights? That is fucking hot.
Poor thing…she was too tired from tossing MY javelin last night.
Anyone buying this?
what is that protruding on her left front hip…saw the camel toe, which is nice
so she can't throw a pole, but can she ride one?
And now back to the dishes…..
i dont like it when the little olympic number thingy covers up the nippers. yeah, yeah, competitor #2556. big whoop. i can identify her by her nips, thankyouverymuch
The wages of sluttery is internet ridicule.
So this bitch is over 18, and she failed at her event? Pfft. Give me more barely legal/jailbait gold medal winning gymnasts please.
when is the "smile like a donut" competition?
She is a role model to all young women. It doesn't matter how well you do as long as you look good doing it
Who let her out of my basement?
Damn MerMex.
I wish that her Olympic number thingy was in Braille. And that I owned a pair of sunglasses.
even EBAUM lets you right-click
forget the elaborate braille scheme, just go to paraguay with some levi's. then you'll have the chance to fail at pleasing any of the miss paraguay contestants.