Emergency officials tried to warn citizens to take safety precautions with the arrival of Tropical Storm Fay, but anything less than a Category 4 hurricane ain't shit to South Floridians. So 26-year-old Kevin Kearney went kite boarding in Fort Lauderdale and got himself launched by a waterspout into a building across from the beach. Audio on the video is a little scartchy, but I think you can make out him yelling "I regret nooootttthhhhhhiiiinnnngggg!"
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I heard this morning he's in critical condition,
which makes this funnierso there's an update for you.Live report from South Florida Contributor Winston b McPotsworthy:
It's coming down pretty hard over here. I haven't seen rain like this since SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
75 mph winds still count as a hurricane? Back then wolves could blow down 2/3's of of suburbia.
Darwinian selection at its finest.
Ahhhh, I love seeing Darwin's theory in action. One less drop of piss in the gene pool.
futuremrsrickankiel: Dammit!!
ouch my body
I'd like to buy this guy a blended steak for making my day.
So when are they going to make this into an Olympic sport?
Fight crime from above, he said.
Hurrice, shmurricane.
Spelling, shmelling
All the Weather Channel assholes in south FL and none of them got a better shot of that impact? What were they filming since they're too gay to get any upskirt shots.
Insert The Simpson's Nelson "Ha Ha!!" here.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fellow.
In addition, i want to inform you that someone here is keeping saying you are seeking a woman on __***bla ck whi te conn ect DOTCOM ***__ recently.. maybe you need
to stop the slurring!