‘I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO F JANE FONDA’
08.27.08In case you’d forgotten D.C. Sports Bog’s interview with Craig Sager in Beijing, the NBA sideline reporter is probably one of the three or four awesomest people on the planet. The man can’t dress himself to save his life, but you just know that guy’s never left a strip club before 6 a.m.
Here he tells Mouthpiece Sports a great anecdote about how, en route to Seattle to promote the 1990 Goodwill Games, Ted Turner ditched Sager at the Denver airport in order to screw Jane Fonda at his ranch in Montana.
Another way to screw Jane Fonda in Montana would be to drop her naked in the middle of the forest and let her die of exposure or get eaten by bears. Bitch.
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Number one threat to America?
Bears or Jane Fonda?
Shove Atomic Annie right up her well-explored bunghole.
@ Smello – i think we can all agree it’s bears. they’re godless killing machines.
I would offer up a several thousand day/night opportunity to relax in a prison where she is betrayed by her fellow cuntrymen and brutally tortured. Oh, wait. You mean no one could possibly be that fucking self absorbed and, meanwhile at the bat cave, that fucking moronic that they would conscientiously betray their fellow man? Oh. Well, I didn’t mean it like that. What did you think I meant? I didn’t ever mean it like that.
Interesting. I have always wanted to F Henry Fonda.
Wait. What does the “F” stand for again?
It stands for “fist”, WAS, and I feel the same way about Peter Fonda.
The “F” can stand for many different things. For any of the members of the cast or crew of Barbarella, it means “fuck.” For an FBI informant, it means “finger.” For disgruntled soldiers serving under her command, it means “frag.”
I’d give that Brazilian volleyballer some ‘Ulee’s Gold’ if you know what I mean.
And I think that you do.
I’ve driven a Honda.
Pretty much the same thing.
I get the feeling every day in Sagers life has some degree of awesomeness I’m just not accustomed to
classic interview w/ sager. I’m so glad the comments are back! I come for the dick jokes, and stay for the comments.. Oh wait, they’re the same thing! And I’d totally bang Jane’s daughter Bridget. I wore out the rewind button on my dvd remote after her quickie scene in Jackie Brown where she walks away ass naked.