At first glimpse this mountain biking face plant doesn't appear to be that spectacular. But the appearance of a bloody face at the :16 mark improves things dramatically, while the slow-motion scream in agony at the end of the video is easily the highlight. It's like a surprisingly smooth finish to a wine that you thought was too young at first. Does anyone get that metaphor? No? Well then, it's like a nice Pabst chaser after a shot of El Chico. There. Adjusted to fit the demographic.
(thanks to Buck)
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Podium!
Props to the camera-toting douchebag that left his bike there as an obstacle. With out that, this clip would never had made it on WL.
Pabst chaser after a shot of El Chico.
Whew, I was LOST before you threw that in.
i like my wine like i like my hookers
cheap and from trader joes
I know I'm not the only one who laughed at the slow motion scream at the end.
It's like a surprisingly smooth finish to a wine that you thought was too young at first.
Like when you get blown by a high-school girl, only to find out she really is 18?
that was all fake
I love the 'running in the air' reflex, like you see here. Especially when pitching animals into the irrigation canal. But did you know that homeless people have slightly slower reflexes than other mammals? It's just crazy, but you can totally tell.
its doing that 1st bump and thinking your shit has been cut, only to feel the back of your throat go numb within seconds
Lt. Winslow, you holding out?
I prefer El Toro because it provides you with plastic sombrero shot glass.