New Dolphins coach Tony Sparano has all the abrasive, meatheadish qualities of the guy who hired him – one Bill Parcells – only if they had been run through a Jersey filter. Here, the NFL Network films him strolling through warmups during practice, taking a flinty tone with the players and saying all Jake Long learned at Michigan was the fight song. That’s a little much, coach. He also learned to avoid the dining hall Chicken Kiev. It’ll shred your insides.

[Shutdown Corner]