08.05.08 I THINK DWYANE WADE’S KNEE IS OKAY
Dwyane Wade's first name will always be spelled wrong, but at least his knee seems healed, as he led Team USA with 19 points on 7-of-9 shooting in the Americans' warm-up destruction of Lithuania last week. It's easy to make most of your shots when you're getting alley-oop windmill dunks from Chris Paul, of course.
Color me cautiously optimistic about this iteration of the men's team. I think they'll take gold, even though I would have liked to have seen a deeper frontcourt and more pure shooters on the team. But I don't always get everything I want. I would have liked to have seen Adriana Lima naked and soaked in baby oil while riding a unicorn, too, but the Olympic committee just never comes through.

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I THINK DWYANE WADE’S KNEE IS OKAY
if by unicorn, you mean my penis, then we're in agreement.
If by Ognihs penis you mean my penis then we are also in agreement
Did D. Wade get a leg transplant from an Albino leg donor?
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I don't come here to think about words.
He should have layed it up so he could look like less of a showboating prick.
He threw it down like Star Jones throwing down a Baconator.
Coach K doesn’t give about what YOU want to see, Uff.
Riding a unicorn? Buzz Bissinger thinks that's a pipe dream. Stick to horses.
Wait, his name is spelled "Dwyane"? For real? Jesus Christ. Look, if your name's Jennifer and you want to spell it "Genifferr," that's retarded, but okay fine. But if your name's Tom, you can't spell it "Tmo". Sorry, fucker, I'm calling you Team-o.
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on " K I S S I n t e r r a c i al .C O M" where Men can meet many sexual black and white girls who love sports..
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