The bad news is that David Beckham, who you already don't like because he's British and lives in LA and plays soccer and is married to a Spice Girl, will be the centerpiece of a new musical that may or may not ever come to fruition. "Beckham’s story is a modern-day fairytale of heroes, villains, love, Manchester United and what it means to lead your country," the songwriter told the Telegraph. And underwear modeling. Underwear models are the biggest heroes of all.
The good news is that former tennis player Anna Kournikova is in Maxim this month (bone-anza of photos here). I've never gotten into the whole Kournikova-worship thing, but I have to admit, it's a nice diversion from British soccer musicals. But then, so is diving naked into powdered glass.
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David Beckham? That's the role that Troy McClure was born to play!
I would crawl naked over ten miles over powdered glass just to hear Anna K. fart through a walkie-talkie.
It's not that I'm all that into Anna; it's just that I like the feel of powdered glass.
What a tremendous athlete
Ever since I can remember I've known that if I assassinate David Beckham, Anna Kournikova will fall in love with me.
After looking at the banner pics, I'm having a hard time imagining any "bad news"
/also having a "hard time" in my pants
Look………at the butt!
How did she escape my basement, get back in there!
I saw Kournikova walking outside the courts at the La Costa tournament a number of years ago. She said hello, I said hey, and the next thing I knew, she was accusing me of rape. My buddy Alexander Ovechkin told me it was about money, but I'm not so sure. I think it might have been about rape.
What's gayer than a musical?
A British soccer musical.
The pictures are set on a secluded isle…maybe I can get her to call me "Skipper" and my penis "Little Buddy". I'll call her "Professor".
/wondering if I can synthesize GHB on said secluded isle
It's all as i planned it: our plane crash lands and we survive. We bond over our common sucking at tennis. Then I say look, a smoke monster, and she looks, and I put my thumb in her butt.
/Greatest story ever told? You flatter me.
I kind of feel bad for her, she's never received the proper attention for her tennis ski… oh my god, look at that ass!
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she looks amazing!! love the outfit :)