Marko Jaric’s NBA career has basically involved him getting traded with other players for better players, with Jaric going to progressively shittier teams. He also looks like a six-foot-seven weasel with opposable thumbs.
But here he is, getting on a yacht with his Brazilian supermodel fiancée, Adriana Lima. Why? Because your life is crappy and worthless, and God doesn’t care about you. Have a nice week.
[on 205th]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/226/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/LeBron-HS-Stats-180x180.gif)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Kate-Upton-Jersey-Model-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Sad-James-Dolan-is-Sad-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/wilt-chamberlain-cat-180x180.png)
Oh hey, thanks for the reminder. I almost forgot.
he better not pick himself on his fantasy team
Richard Simmons thinks Jaric's shorts are gay.
I need to think about something slightly less depressing.
/moves Shoah to top of Netflix queue
Plain white t's are for queers.
He has got to be packin
the things i would to her booty. this guy must have serious game (obviously not nba game) to have the hottest wife in the league.
@Enrico: SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!!!
/plays "Hey There Delilah"; ponders small penis
It's the broken English attraction. My Japanese foreign exchange students always make friends with Brazilians, Russians, Mexicans, etc. never with native English speakers.
He's just gay enough to accept her "I'm a virgin" thing. It won't last. Dennis Rodman is LURKING.
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the free interracial dating site ~~~ B l a c k w h i t e c o n n e c t DOTC o m ~~~a few weeks
ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
Guys, for those of you who haven’t heard Gilbert Arenas announced that he might be getting his own reality show on Big O and Dukes on WJFK yesterday. Gilbert was great, but you definitely need to check out the radio show. In the past month or so, Big O and Dukes have interviewed Robert Duvall, Method Man and The Rza. While those clips were amazing I suggest starting with Drab's Most Embarrassing Moment. It's one of the best clips of the show. Big O and Dukes also talk about video games, food and movies. Check it out on WJFK.com or iTunes.
The Big O And Dukes Show