Sure, last night we got Danny Way clipping his ankle on the ramp, but it doesn't hold up to someone doing a 46-foot freefall after losing control of their board like last year. Therefore the X-Games are thus far a miserable failure bereft of needed schadenfreude. We got you covered, those out there with a thirst for blood or, failing that, painful looking plummets.

Damn, guy, didn't you learn anything from The Simpsons Movie? That should never to pay to see in theatres what you can watch online at home for free? No, the other lesson. The one where you have to speed up as you're hitting the top of the loop.