A lot of Americans put a pretty high premium on being on television, otherwise dipshits wouldn't show up to Good Morning America or TRL just to look like jackasses for the folks at home.  As you can see here, "local weatherman in Cincinnati dancing with a mascot and encouraging people to attend Reds games" ranks slightly below "douchebag getting belittled by Simon Cowell" and "Midwesterner waving in the background of a morning show" on the You Should Probably Kill Yourself Scale.

And look at that whore Rosie the Red.  Could her skirt be any shorter?  Mr. Met is gonna run through her like Matt Leinart in room full of ASU coeds. 

[Walkoff Walk]