There's an East Coast bias in coverage of jackass baseball fans. Red Sox and Yankees fans get all the attention for being loudmouthed narrow-minded louts, but there's a particularly virulent breed of fucktardation on Chicago's North Side that deserves more attention. Wrigley Field is the hub of Midwestern douchebaggery, pulling in the biggest douches in a five-state radius. The combination of lively bleachers, an active singles bar scene next to the stadium, and a high percentage of Northwestern graduates who work as consultants make Wrigleyville a veritable douchetopia. Or Xanadouche, if you prefer.
That said, this "catch the baseball with your beer cup then chug it" is a pretty cool routine. It very nearly ruined my rant against douchey Cubs fans.
[Lion in Oil via The Sporting Blog]
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Xanadouche would make an excellent fantasy team name…or a name for your dog.
he just eyefucked whoever threw that ball. that cubs fan must love the taste of chew, leather and opposing players' herpes.
I'd like to agree, but this was 1) before the game even commenced, 2) was a Braves player, 3) perhaps the most un-hygenic thing he could accomplish short of tongue-fucking a chick at the Cubby Bear. I'd say that dude assuming what he did was cool, confirms him as douchey north-side prick. But, hey, have you enjoyed Lincolnd Park in early October? Nice.
A true Cubs fan would have thrown it back….
then fucked a goat.
Obligatory "not the first time he's sucked fluid and wound up with balls on his chin" comment.
canthecubsmendmyheart.com. That guy was the king of the D-Bags.
Xanadouche. +1, good sir.
canthecubsmendmyheart.com.
that was a good day here at WL
Fake! The pregnant lady doesn't have a beer in her hand.
As a Cardinals fan, I would have washed the ball off and handed it to a young child, applauded the player for his excellent throw and basked in my own good sportsmanship.
As a Cardinals fan, I would have
washed the ball off and handed it to a young child, applauded the player for his excellent throw and basked in my own good sportsmanship.kissed a man.he he.
I call BS: if you were a real Cardinals fan you would be illiterate and couldn't post anything here.
Something cool like that never would have happened at Safeco Field…the dude would have thrown a fit because the ball ruined his grande decaf non-fat vanilla latte.
how to say nice man.he is wonderful .he was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of his fans found him on __(((BlackWhite Connect DOTC o m )))__ . he has a personal account there with his pictures, blog and something about his albums…
I hate Cubs fans