I have begged and pleaded for well-edited clips of skateboarders and rollerbladers hurting themselves — you know, clips that are longer than 10 seconds and use slow-motion to its greatest effect.
Well, someone listened. This magnificent compilation takes several rollerblading injuries and face plants that I've never seen before (and I've seen most of them), and gives each painful moment its own gorgeous slo-mo moment. It's really got everything you could want. I mean, a rollerblader gets run over by an SUV. If you can't climax to that, just wait for the final ten seconds. I don't want to give anything away, but I'll say this: ROWR!
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Run over by an SUV, you say? It must have been a Canyonero.
needs Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"
+1 natural selection
Wow…I watch all of these…but wow…im not sissy…well yes I am…but I barely made it through. Oh, can I get the hot chicks phone number…mmm…lard.
I especially got off at the end. Someone get me a gym sock?
that Ohio State fan at the end of the video was 100 times more stomach turning than kids breaking their legs.
I guess Orson was saving this for your birthday
/I'm the same boy I used to be
That hot bitch doing jumping jacks got my panties wet
Voyer pain-gasm. I liked the 35 foot church roof drop followed by "Oh God!!! Nooo-aaguh!" That's just high quality iron-e.
that dude wiping out and getting his arm run over was….
something, something.
London Calling. Yeah, London better be calling an ambulance.
Fraud. The SUV was staged…clearly any real driver would have stopped and backed up over the smelly little shitass.
"Where's your helmet?"
"I don't have one. *jackass snicker*"
"Uh-oh…"
Ah, foreshadowing. How I love thee.
What the sweet fuck was the guy grinding the roof planning on doing? What was the initial plan there?
That last frame was CGI.
There's no way that tub of goo could bounce up and down without the floor giving way.