I'm kind of at a loss for words with this one. I guess the horse's name is "Arrrrr"? But the announcer does more of an I'm-getting-strangled "Arrrrr" than a pirate "Yarrrr," which would have been way better. I don't know about you, but something about watching a bunch of stallions run around to the sound of a man getting choked… really turns me on. That's normal, right?
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I have Furious D and Arrrrr in a quinella.
I think the co-anchor must have 'dealt it', cuz she looks like she 'smelt it'
that's the kinda shit you'd laugh at for an hour if you were high. amazing.
Did someone cum in that dude's eye and kick him in the shin?
That's not the old joke you fag. It's "why do pirates be pirates" ?
Because they aaargh !
Kills at the schoolyard that I can't legally be within 500 yards of.
Must have been a slow Best Week Ever.
That was a funny joke by the reporter at the end! Ha Ha!
Not.
Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on////===============m ix e d l o v i n g . c o m== =====\\\ so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it…
Word of the wise: don't masturbate when calling games. It will save you a lot of trouble… believe me. I found out the hard way, when doing high school volleyball games.
Hey, when you get the itch, you gotta scratch it
Hoof Hearted > Arrrrr!
(Somewhat) better pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.
Bartender says, "Hey…what's that doing in there?"
Pirate says, "Oh this thing? Arrr…Its drivin' me nuts!"