07.10.08 WHITE RECEIVER DIGS THE WHITE POWDER
Matt Jones has been an unequivocal failure at receiver, even for the standards of a white receiver, since the Jaguars drafted the 6' 6" former Arkansas QB with their first-round pick in 2005. So if you can't hack playing well right, you might as well be a spectacular failure. Jones took an important stride towards that goal yesterday as he got arrested for cocaine possession.
The Washington County Sheriff's Office says officers arrested Jones and two other men as they sat in a Toyota 4Runner in an unlit parking lot in a known drug area.
The preliminary arrest report shows an officer saw Jones sitting in the back seat of the car with a white card with a white powdery substance on it, and a credit card in his other hand.
The officer said he opened the door and asked Jones to "put his hands where he could see them."
Authorities say Jones didn't comply right away and hid his left hand. The officer drew his gun and ordered Jones out of the vehicle. Jones got out and the officer put him in handcuffs.
A second officer placed the other two men under arrest. They're identified as Benjamin Cook, 26, and Jared Hicks, 25.
Uh-oh, Matt Jones is back liked cooked crack! Or is that back with Cook's coke? Either way, doing white powder off a white card, huh? At least Jones was trying to make his drug taking both stupid and difficult. Just the kind of versatility he shows in the pros by displaying ideal size and race-appropriate suckage.
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WHITE RECEIVER DIGS THE WHITE POWDER
What else are we gonna do in Jacksonville during the off-season, run routes and catch passes?
/Jimmy Smith
I totally read that as "White Receiver Digs the White Power". Might still fit here.
…in a known drug area.
How dumb can you get?
He looks like the bastard son of Chris Weinke and Carson Palmer. He plays like it, too.
EPIC FAAAIIIILLLLL
He's more Pink than White….. Fucking Commie.
He was using a straw, Ape, one of the not famous people with him had it behind his ear. What the story didn't report was that they had just left a dogfight.
White credit card?
What is he cutting it up on the Beatle White Album CD as well?
Did they stop by 7-11 to pick up some coffee stirrers to snort it with?
Rookie.
First of all, there are no "known drug areas" here in Fayetteville. Second of all, everyone knows you don't get good coke here, only meth and loose women
/my kinda party
a 4runner eh?
flossin'!
One less threat to Welkah's dominance.
the token white guy for the Nothing but Felonies League
Chris "Birdman" Anderson wants his grime back
The officer said he opened the door and asked Jones to "put his hands where he could see them." Authorities say Jones didn't comply right away
Since coach had been telling him for years that he had no hands, the request from the cop confused him.
Im still picking him for my fantasy team.
damn, this post has been up for an hour and a half. Slow news day?
This is why you get those little jars and you screw off the cap and extend out the scoop that's attached and snort it off of that…
He doesn't play for the Cowboys?
Are you sure?
Positive?
the real problem is that when he was asked to show his hands, he put out to bricks (of what is still to be determined) and the cops had no idea he was complying
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