WEEKEND PICKS: PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM
07.03.08What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. One team or another in ALL CAPS.
AMERICA over Those Other Countries – Because fuck those guys, right?
Meteor over RED SOX/YANKEES – Experts are saying the Earth may be obliterated by an asteroid by Labor Day. Can't we just move it up a few months?
WALL*E over Hancock – Welcome to earf, cute wordless robot. Still, you don't belong in the top 10 movies ever.
Roger Federer over RAFAEL NADAL – Because it's not on clay. And Nadal's sleeveless shirts are destroying America, even from afar.
UFC 86 over AT&T National - Sure, they're not on at the same time, but you probably want to avoid any event in D.C. this weekend. Coddamn tourists.
That'll do it for another week. See you on Monday. Enjoy America's 232nd.
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BEEKER over Other Muppets
AMERICA over Those Other Countries – Because fuck those guys, right?
Right.
What the fuck is a swede and a penguin form the south pole doing sining that song?
singing*
/I suck
Hancock… More like HANDcock….. Right?……. haha, I mean, am I right…??? heh….. fellas?
/Self-punches cock.
And Nadal’s sleeveless shirts are destroying America, even from afar.
WHAT ABOUT HIS FUCKING CAPRI PANTS!
It's not like we couldn't contain a miniature black hole in a magnetic bottle… considering it only would be composed of a few basic subatomics tightly composed.
I'm more worried about the LHC opening up a quantum wormhole. Then we're fucked.
ahh fuck… forgot about your independence day… fuckers… what am i gonna do here tommorow?
@Merk–if you haven't spent an entire day studying the Sacramento Kings Cheerleaders post from a few months ago, there's an option for you.
Fuck a WallE. No matter how good it is I'm going to feel disappointed because of the orgiastic reviews.
Mmmm… capri pants.
Fourth of July search for Audrey Hepburn's corpse underway.
@punch The chances of that minuture black hole obliterating the earth are very small