07.31.08 USC FOOTBALL NOW EXTRA GAYER
Two weeks after USC coach Pete Carroll was surrounded by excited, shirtless young men, USC linebacker Rey Maualuga went through a Trojans practice wearing this thong. At least, I'm assuming it was a Trojans practice. I guess it could have been something less gay and sweaty, like rehearsal for Cats, or moving antique furniture to sponge-paint the foyer in a cooler shade of lavender, or anonymous truck stop sex with another man.
[More pics at Banned in Hollywood]

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USC FOOTBALL NOW EXTRA GAYER
Pete Carroll later took it off with his teeth
Seriously, bagging on soccer for being gay these days as about as fresh as calling greenie a fag. Oh yea, ESPN kinda is ruining the fun in sports too. Just an fyi. I like both… Soccer and Football, not guys and girls…… Queer.
That's just the penalty for spearing a teammate. In the ass.
which prison do they practice at?
Well hit me with a bag of dicks.
That's not a stack of cones he's leaning against. It's his ass-spelunker.
I'm sure those tattoos are supposed to be some island heritage pride thing, but I got news for you pal, the natives aren't too proud watching you sweat through a fucking thong.
Jason Giambi says keep up the good work though.
Hey Swany, if you're tired of those jokes, imagine what it's like reading your bitchy comments on every fucking post.
I like soccer and football, too. Doesn't mean I can't call them both gay.
I see his teammates also made him wear the "Sucks Cock" t-shirt.
I've always wonderedHow you get your shirt like that?I like both… Soccer and Football
ooh, oooh, is this the part where we all share our favorite sports? ok my turn. in order, my favorite sports are college football, pro football, baseball, rape, and college basketball.
@ Matt
hahahahahahaha. yea.
at least it's self-depricating bitching ae.
After practice, Matt Leinart sniffed that thong.
ooh, oooh, is this the part where we all share our favorite sports?
Masturbating is a sport, right? I'm one HELL of an athlete.
If blowing the Los Angeles Lakers is a sport, then I'm Babe Dedrickson.
@Fear the Hobbits: Hello. My name is Sasha Vujacic.
Mark Sanchez has the same list as Lt. Winslow, except he has rape at #1.
@smurphette – Are you sure Sanchez doesnt have "being raped" at #1?
Rose goes in the front, big fella.
He's been accused of rape, but I suppose being a rapist and taking it in the ass aren't mutually exclusive. So perhaps we're both right.
@HDW: +1 for the nod to Crash Davis
Hopefully that kind of half-assing translates to some L's!
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